Uh, I itched it too much and it's turned into this...

I like visual puns. I am also a fan of monkeys. Put them together and, well, it's just giggle-fantastic.

Two Helpings of Cartoons? Isn't that a little much?

I dislike Paris Hilton. In Hell, she'll annoy everyone burning in eternal damnation. Oddly, after seeing her video, I still want to reach out and touch her.

Cartoon #1...and the world rejoices

Yes, I'm aware that I spelled "underware" incorrectly...it should be underwear, right? But come on, it's two children talking about a vibrator, is spelling really the issue here? No, I think it's a comment on the overall lack of a comprehensive, rational sex education course in American high schools. That, and little kids talking about their older sister's battery-operated pocket rocket always brings a chuckle...

Blammo

I have nothing to say, which is ironic, cause I'm still managing to type this out.